from django.conf import settings
from reddit.post import goldflecked_ink_crosspost_rpenmanshipporn
class "Gold-FleckedInk"(Crosspost/R/Penmanshipporn)(object):
# May 19, 2014, 3:41 p.m.
def  __init__ ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="sambravers" ):
full_title = ""Gold-Flecked Ink" (Crosspost /r/penmanshipporn)"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/Mdb7HFo.gif"

votes = {"up": 2681, "down":0}
score = 2681

def  load_comments ( 91 ):
if ups == 19 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 7:32 p.m."
author = "Carti3r"
"""For those wondering it appears to be a dip pen. The ink is very likely from a set [like this](http://www.jetpens.com/J.-Herbin-Dip-Pen-Pigmented-Ink-Set-of-5-10-ml-Bottles/pd/10185). Normally, for a fountain pen, you would see a black feed underneath which would help the ink flow from an internal reservoir. That ink has too large of particles to flow through a fountain pen feed. Head on over to /r/fountainpens for some more info. Bring money."""
elif ups == 6 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:10 p.m."
author = "brandontozeap"
""">/r/fountainpens it can't be real"""
elif ups == 10 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:13 p.m."
author = "Carti3r"
"""Click it. Click. It."""
elif ups == 6 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:16 p.m."
author = "brandontozeap"
"""My goodness"""
[]
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:48 p.m."
author = "amoliski"
"""Oh, thanks for reminding me to update the weekly question thread!"""
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:36 p.m."
author = "sageberrytree"
"""oh! My! I can't wait to click that link. I found a new sub!"""
[]
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 2:09 a.m."
author = "my_name_isnt_clever"
"""Really? Of all the subs to not be real?"""
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 6:44 a.m."
author = "jakj"
"""Only eighteen bucks for five bottles? I thought that was supposed to be expensive. Or are those the knockoff inks?"""
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 7:14 a.m."
author = "Carti3r"
"""I think dip pen inks tend to run cheaper. Also, I believe these particular bottles are smaller than standard sizes. **[Edit]** From the site: *Each bottle contains 10 ml of ink* (50ml for $17.50) Fountain pen ink typically comes in 30 ml - 120 ml bottles. [Noodler's](http://www.gouletpens.com/Noodlers_Bottled_Ink_s/808.htm) is a popular fountain ink brand because of the value and wide variety of colors. They typically cost $12.50 for 90ml."""
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 9:37 a.m."
author = "TheDaug"
"""That is a sub I did not need to know existed. Shit."""
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 3:17 p.m."
author = "Scarecrow398"
"""> for some more info. Bring money. Glad I'm left handed and immune to all these prices... """
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 7:31 p.m."
author = "Carti3r"
"""They have left handed nibs....."""
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 7:41 p.m."
author = "Scarecrow398"
"""[Still doesn't solve this issue](http://i.imgur.com/goIcCGV.jpg) unless i'm writing in arabic or writing backwards like leonardo da vinci."""
if ups == 11 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:47 p.m."
author = "Iamdanno"
"""What is the name of the symbol they drew?"""
elif ups == 5 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 11:44 a.m."
author = "[deleted]"
"""Swirly thingy"""
if ups == 37 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 4:34 p.m."
author = "Nelis47896"
"""TIL /r/penmanshipporn is a thing."""
elif ups == 35 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 4:36 p.m."
author = "Bloody_Seahorse"
"""You haven't lived"""
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 11:32 p.m."
author = "fun_boat"
"""Not nice to call out robots like that."""
elif ups == 16 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:47 p.m."
author = "amoliski"
"""And the stylesheet looks amazing! I bet the guy who made that is a super awesome, intelligent, and skilled individual! ^^^^^okay ^^^^^it ^^^^^was ^^^^^me"""
elif ups == 6 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:19 p.m."
author = "PM_me_ur_bag_of_weed"
"""I find this sub strangely therapeutic. """
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:19 p.m."
author = "hallds"
"""Actually the most visually satisfying content """
elif ups == 3 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:30 p.m."
author = "Siesby"
"""Find the post of the girl that has a dozen different styles of handwriting and can actually copy other peoples! It's amazing."""
elif ups == -11 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:19 p.m."
author = "doublestufmarmalade"
"""Fucking autists putting "porn" at the end of everything they like."""
elif ups == 6 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 11:06 p.m."
author = "the_mouse_whisperer"
"""/r/snarkporn"""
elif ups == -9 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:18 p.m."
author = "acourt25"
"""."""
if ups == 12 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:14 p.m."
author = "PM_me_ur_bag_of_weed"
"""What are those types of pens called? Like that type of tip? """
elif ups == 14 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:26 p.m."
author = "sambravers"
"""Fountain pens."""
elif ups == 28 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:53 p.m."
author = "animefreak4life"
"""Actually that looks like a dip pen. A fountain pen has an internal reservoir and a different kind of nib. As the nib is very thin and ink coated I say dip pen."""
elif ups == 11 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:56 p.m."
author = "FuckYeahFluttershy"
"""Could also be a fountain pen that was dipped in the gold ink. I don't think those flakes would flow very well through a fountain pen. I still think you are right."""
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:28 p.m."
author = "PM_me_ur_bag_of_weed"
"""Really? I was expecting something more sophisticated. ^Not ^that ^I'm ^disappointed ^or ^anything..."""
elif ups == 0 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 1:16 a.m."
author = "toThe9thPower"
"""how about the video source for this gif? """
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 12:43 a.m."
author = "FlexNib"
"""no one here is giving you the specific type of tip, its called a "flex nib". that metal tip you see on fountain pens is called the "nib". """
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 7:16 p.m."
author = "kweazy"
"""In art my teacher would call them calligraphy pens."""
elif ups == 5 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:45 p.m."
author = "amoliski"
"""A calligraphy pen is just a fountain pen with an *italic* nib, meaning the pen nib is a line instead of a point. The line can be tilted so that just the tip, or the entire length is touching the paper, giving you control over line width. [And example of a pilot parallel](http://i.imgur.com/1XNWw4Z.jpg) that really shows the line-rather-than-a-point quality of the pen. You can also get flexible nibs that spread out as you push on them, giving you similar control over line thickness. [Source: My fountain pens say 'sup](http://i.imgur.com/DZQcaca.jpg)"""
elif ups == 5 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:14 p.m."
author = "Backno"
"""Pilot Metropolitan and Lamy Safari? If so I use the same setup."""
[]
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:39 p.m."
author = "amoliski"
"""Ahem...^^^/r/fountainpens"""
if ups == 9 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:05 p.m."
author = "busherrunner"
"""Someone needs to draw Dick Butt with it."""
if ups == 3 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:50 p.m."
author = "hopeugetcancer"
"""god you guys are weird"""
if ups == 3 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 6:17 a.m."
author = "DoctorAche"
"""[It's time.](http://i.imgur.com/9PHARri.gif)"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:43 p.m."
author = "Neontoxicity"
"""I miss using calligraphy.... time to brush off the old pens!"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:29 p.m."
author = "serenwipiti"
"""HHNNNGGG"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:49 p.m."
author = "LuckyBooda"
"""Original post on r/inkporn """
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 8:49 p.m."
author = "LinkFixerBotSnr"
"""/r/inkporn ***** [^report ^a ^**problem**](http://reddit.com/r/LinkFixerBotSnr) ^| [^delete ^comment](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=LinkFixerBotSnr&subject=Comment%20Deletion%20%28Parent%20Commenter%20Only%29&message=%2Bdelete+chlwwun) ^| [^source ^code](http://github.com/WinneonSword/LFB) ^| [^contact ^developer](http://reddit.com/user/WinneonSword)"""
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 11:56 a.m."
author = "InstaPie"
"""It was also on here a few times."""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:05 p.m."
author = "StanleyDarsh22"
"""anyone have an estimate on how expensive that ink is?"""
elif ups == 3 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 12:19 a.m."
author = "gigi179"
"""I bought some very similar Speedball ink (might be the same kind, but can't be sure without knowing the original brand) from Michael's. Tried to use it for our wedding invites, and it only really showed up on white paper (we had blue), and didn't hold its color when it dried. Ended up buying Dr. Ph Martin's Gold iridescent ink, and it was perfect. The Ph Martin runs about $9, and the Speedball around $6 and comes with a "beginner" (read: cheap) pen."""
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 12:48 a.m."
author = "sambravers"
"""Not too expensive, it's not actual gold, itz only glitterz."""
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 7:27 a.m."
author = "Carti3r"
"""Can pick it up in a set [like this one](http://www.jetpens.com/J.-Herbin-Dip-Pen-Pigmented-Ink-Set-of-5-10-ml-Bottles/pd/10185) for $17.50."""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:16 p.m."
author = "StormyHiccups"
"""i wonder how many of us just started to doodle this on a post it at work... """
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:37 p.m."
author = "CatLovingCatlady"
"""It's beautiful. I spent 5 minutes looking at this gif... I'll probably keep on admiring that shimmer. """
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:54 p.m."
author = "noeljb"
"""Art"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 11:52 p.m."
author = "MaxVought"
"""Is there a name for that symbol? I have always liked the way it looks and I try to duplicate it but I can't. """
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 1:17 a.m."
author = "Mr_mabob215"
"""[heavy breathing]"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 2:24 a.m."
author = "darthmase"
"""Still cheaper than printer ink."""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 3:57 a.m."
author = "Nuclear-cat"
"""Sounds like something a Lannister would use. """
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 4:14 a.m."
author = "RossBoss95"
"""ooooh baby"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 4:47 a.m."
author = "tgangsta27"
"""Giggity. """
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 6:25 a.m."
author = "talkingtoilet"
"""That's some Harry Potter level shit right there."""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 7:37 a.m."
author = "onestickinthemud"
"""*Glitter!*"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 10:14 p.m."
author = "jfitz136"
"""so i just wrote 500 dollars..."""
if ups == 4 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 4:51 p.m."
author = "trubbsgubbs"
"""The ink is alive! ITS ALIVE!"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 7:30 p.m."
author = "bitchpotatobunny"
"""It's so mesmerizing."""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:58 p.m."
author = "Trouble_Starter"
"""That will be $50 please..."""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:58 p.m."
author = "asimovfan1"
"""Gold Ink? Check. Draw a fancy doodle with it? Check. """
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 11:07 p.m."
author = "pondhaircut"
"""I'm so horny"""
if ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 4:50 a.m."
author = "eternalexodus"
"""looks a lot like the cheap shitty glitter gel pens I had in elementary school."""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 4:56 p.m."
author = "DRTwitch1"
"""This looks like a fancy gel pen."""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:33 p.m."
author = "mhickey89"
"""Wizardry"""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:29 p.m."
author = "Nattybohbro"
"""When I was a kid my mother would use one of these to write a letter from Santa for me and my brothers on Christmas morning. Good feels man."""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 11:47 p.m."
author = "ThisGamesStupid"
"""Out of curiosity, how long does it take to dry? I assume the flecks "settle down" once it's fully dried. Very pretty though :)"""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 12:18 a.m."
author = "esrrms"
"""Anyone got a .webm?"""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 1:04 a.m."
author = "AbideMan"
"""I would imagine that clogging up the nib eventually."""
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 1:07 a.m."
author = "sambravers"
"""Dip pen, so it doesn't clog because there is no feeder."""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 2:36 a.m."
author = "m_brannigan"
"""/r/oddlysatisfying """
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 9:17 a.m."
author = "Wazula42"
"""Sexiest non-porn gif I have ever seen."""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 20, 2014, 2:08 p.m."
author = "the_royal_moustache"
"""This should be the official signature of the internet. Gold pens and all."""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:17 p.m."
author = "[deleted]"
"""[deleted]"""
elif ups == 2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:31 p.m."
author = "PM_me_ur_bag_of_weed"
"""I'm going to upvote you to zero so you don't accrude any karma, negative or positive."""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 5:16 p.m."
author = "strallweat"
"""I think the pattern is pretty damn amazing"""
if ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 10:42 p.m."
author = "Davidisontherun"
"""Suck it up and buy printer ink like everyone else you cheapskate. """
if ups == -2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 6:47 p.m."
author = "Gothika_47"
"""I used to have a $2 that drew with ink like this."""
if ups == -2 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 11:39 p.m."
author = "CRISPR"
"""Bad idea. Looks awful. """
if ups == -3 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:21 p.m."
author = "Dontrepost"
"""Why the fuck do people post gifs of things that should be videos. And why the hell do videos load quicker than gifs."""
elif ups == 1 and downs == 0:
date = "May 19, 2014, 9:50 p.m."
author = "amoliski"
"""You can hoverzoom a gif, you can't hoverzoom a noisy youtube video."""