from django.conf import settings
from reddit import home
class WhatsHot(object):
# Aug. 29, 2014, 8:51 p.m.
def  _My_friend_is_in_Leba ( self, category="gaming", adult=False, author="Jaffaah" ):
full_title = "My friend is in Lebanon for a holiday at the moment and just sent me this snapchat"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/5GclT8L.png"

votes = {"up": 3496, "down":0}
score = 3496

load_comments(248)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 8:36 p.m.
def  _Ukraine_to_seek_Nato ( self, category="worldnews", adult=False, author="fruitlake" ):
full_title = "Ukraine to seek Nato membership"
url = "http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28978699"

votes = {"up": 1938, "down":0}
score = 1938

load_comments(478)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 4:03 p.m.
def  _A_picture_of_my_frie ( self, category="funny", adult=False, author="redditismybible" ):
full_title = "A picture of my friends little cousin before and after his first day of kindergarten... Broken."
url = "http://i.imgur.com/ulcJVOH.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3926, "down":0}
score = 3926

load_comments(614)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 2:42 p.m.
def  _A_Bismuth_Geode_Loo ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="Random601" ):
full_title = "A Bismuth Geode. Looks like a cyborgenetic egg"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/IN4Iud9.jpg"

votes = {"up": 4170, "down":0}
score = 4170

load_comments(348)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 7:18 p.m.
def  _Troll_Wall,_Norway_[ ( self, category="EarthPorn", adult=False, author="futuristichistorian" ):
full_title = "Troll Wall, Norway [1680X1120]"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/Nb9r4HO.jpg"

votes = {"up": 1360, "down":0}
score = 1360

load_comments(67)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 1:48 p.m.
def  _South_Park_is_basica ( self, category="videos", adult=False, author="Not_Pablo_Sanchez" ):
full_title = "South Park is basically 98% satirical content. However, Butters' lines in this scene should be heard by more people"
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN6ZgBJOTO4"

votes = {"up": 3048, "down":0}
score = 3048

load_comments(875)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 7:56 p.m.
def  _Ricky_Gervais'_ad_fo ( self, category="television", adult=False, author="hazzajames" ):
full_title = "Ricky Gervais' ad for Netflix"
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2RY14Zqdvw"

votes = {"up": 981, "down":0}
score = 981

load_comments(194)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 2:33 p.m.
def  _TIL_on_the_first_spl ( self, category="todayilearned", adult=False, author="Ohsin" ):
full_title = "TIL on the first splashdown by a Soviet crew, the Soyuz capsule landed in the middle of blizzard ,punched through a frozen lake, went fully underwater and the lake above them froze over partially requiring an intense rescue operation lasting 9 hours under −22 °C."
url = "http://www.spacefacts.de/mission/english/soyuz-23.htm"

votes = {"up": 2114, "down":0}
score = 2114

load_comments(111)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 11:36 a.m.
def  _My_wife's_friend_jus ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="el_pato_grande" ):
full_title = "My wife's friend just rescued a 36 pound cat and will be helping "Little Dude" (yes, that's his name!) to shed his weight safely."
url = "http://imgur.com/mejYchK"

votes = {"up": 3424, "down":0}
score = 3424

load_comments(433)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 10:48 a.m.
def  _I_Pinged_All_Devices ( self, category="dataisbeautiful", adult=False, author="achillean" ):
full_title = "I Pinged All Devices on the Internet, here's a Map of them [OC]"
url = "https://imgur.com/aQUHzgu"

votes = {"up": 3881, "down":0}
score = 3881

load_comments(989)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 1:19 p.m.
def  _ELI5:_Why_can_a_Chin ( self, category="explainlikeimfive", adult=False, author="MoleyVoley" ):
full_title = "ELI5: Why can a Chinese company ship me an eBay purchase for $1.06 including the product, when it costs me a minimum of $1.97 to ship something across town in the U.S.???"
show_self_text
"""
Just in case you think I'm exaggerating - here is a current link: http://www.ebay.com/itm/5x-Converter-Presta-to-Schrader-Bicycle-Bike-Valve-Adaptor-Tube-Pump-Tools-NIGH-/131157626899?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1e899a9013 EDIT: I understand that they pay less for postage in China and ship in bulk, and that they may be subsidized by their government, BUT it costs time, money, and fuel for the USPS to deliver the item once it hits our shores, so why aren't Chinese charged the $1.97 minimum? It's the opposite of a tariff, it's an incentive to export to the U.S. and undercut domestic sellers/manufacturers, with U.S. tax dollars subsidizing delivery!
"""

votes = {"up": 2334, "down":0}
score = 2334

load_comments(662)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 8:59 a.m.
def  _Ants_working_in_harm ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="Impact240sx" ):
full_title = "Ants working in harmony create a daisy chain to pull dinner home."
url = "http://giant.gfycat.com/PotableUnkemptBobolink.gif"

votes = {"up": 4455, "down":0}
score = 4455

load_comments(1331)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 11:50 a.m.
def  _The_Academy_will_hon ( self, category="movies", adult=False, author="CharlesChaplined" ):
full_title = "The Academy will honor Hayao Miyazaki with their Governor's Award."
url = "http://blogs.indiewire.com/thompsononhollywood/academy-finally-announces-honorary-oscars-20140828?utm_campaign=academy-finally-announces-honorary-oscars-20140828&utm_medium=social&utm_source=Facebook&utm_content=academy-finally-announces-honorary-oscars-20140828"

votes = {"up": 2634, "down":0}
score = 2634

load_comments(203)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 11:34 a.m.
def  _Lorde_has_made_milli ( self, category="Showerthoughts", adult=False, author="dem_yoga_pants" ):
full_title = "Lorde has made millions off a song about how she will never be a millionaire."
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2evo76/lorde_has_made_millions_off_a_song_about_how_she/"

votes = {"up": 2646, "down":0}
score = 2646

load_comments(494)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 4:54 p.m.
def  _Brother_and_sister_a ( self, category="nottheonion", adult=False, author="CCPearson" ):
full_title = "Brother and sister arrested for sex in church parking lot after watching The Notebook"
url = "http://www.news.com.au/world/brother-and-sister-arrested-for-sex-in-church-parking-lot-after-watching-the-notebook/story-fndir2ev-1227041235220"

votes = {"up": 908, "down":0}
score = 908

load_comments(313)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 9:10 p.m.
def  _PsBattle:_Dog_in_a_s ( self, category="photoshopbattles", adult=False, author="PaperkutRob" ):
full_title = "PsBattle: Dog in a swing"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/tbyv1wQ.jpg"

votes = {"up": 416, "down":0}
score = 416

load_comments(31)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 10:49 a.m.
def  _What_are_some_animal ( self, category="AskReddit", adult=False, author="kokofight" ):
full_title = "What are some animal "fun fact" you know?"
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2evjpq/what_are_some_animal_fun_fact_you_know/"

votes = {"up": 2702, "down":0}
score = 2702

load_comments(5477)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 10:35 p.m.
def  _Police_Patrolling_Ve ( self, category="OldSchoolCool", adult=True, author="TrollFlamewar" ):
full_title = "Police Patrolling Venice Beach '80 [NSFW]"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/jT8VpEr.jpg"

votes = {"up": 315, "down":0}
score = 315

load_comments(49)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 7:48 a.m.
def  _Car_broke_down_in_th ( self, category="space", adult=False, author="Ragelols" ):
full_title = "Car broke down in the Outback, managed to get this shot while waiting for the repair"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/yWWfQW1.jpg"

votes = {"up": 4002, "down":0}
score = 4002

load_comments(313)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 8:38 a.m.
def  _Study:_Junk_food_may ( self, category="science", adult=False, author="TheAmberAmazon" ):
full_title = "Study: Junk food may trap people in a cycle of unhealthy eating by making them less likely to try a variety of new foods and more likely to respond to visual cues for junk food in the future"
url = "http://www.healthline.com/health-news/junk-food-diet-stops-new-foods-082814"

votes = {"up": 2942, "down":0}
score = 2942

load_comments(311)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 2:03 p.m.
def  _My_pet_is_more_color ( self, category="mildlyinteresting", adult=False, author="garythecoconut" ):
full_title = "My pet is more colorful when he is angry"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/S270Gdv.jpg"

votes = {"up": 1091, "down":0}
score = 1091

load_comments(66)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 8:16 p.m.
def  _Roald_Dahl's_"Revolt ( self, category="books", adult=False, author="thewriter1" ):
full_title = "Roald Dahl's "Revolting Rhymes" Taken Off Aldli Shelves in Australia Due to The Word "Slut""
url = "http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/books/roald-dahls-revolting-rhymes-pulled-from-aldi-shelves-over-use-of-word-slut-20140828-109p0o.html"

votes = {"up": 281, "down":0}
score = 281

load_comments(99)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 9:42 p.m.
def  _Manatees_may_soon_lo ( self, category="news", adult=False, author="undue-influence" ):
full_title = "Manatees may soon lose endangered species status"
url = "http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MANATEES_ENDANGERED_SPECIES?SITE=MYPSP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-08-29-05-09-26"

votes = {"up": 187, "down":0}
score = 187

load_comments(27)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 10:54 a.m.
def  _IBM's_Watson_can_in ( self, category="Futurology", adult=False, author="danellender" ):
full_title = "IBM's Watson can in one day research articles that would take a human 38 years"
url = "http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/08/28/us-ibm-watson-science-idUSKBN0GS02820140828"

votes = {"up": 1119, "down":0}
score = 1119

load_comments(211)
return to_work
# Aug. 29, 2014, 8:37 p.m.
def  _Only_Known_Surviving ( self, category="history", adult=False, author="anutensil" ):
full_title = "Only Known Surviving Wooden Roman Toilet Seat Discovered— at fort at Hadrian’s Wall. “As soon as we started to uncover it there was no doubt at all on what we had found. It is made from a very well worked piece of wood & looks pretty comfortable.”"
url = "http://www.pasthorizonspr.com/index.php/archives/08/2014/roman-wooden-toilet-seat-found-at-vindolanda"

votes = {"up": 180, "down":0}
score = 180

load_comments(24)
return to_work
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