from django.conf import settings
from reddit import home
class WhatsHot(object):
# Oct. 1, 2014, 1:22 p.m.
def  _My_cat_lined_up_perf ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="12dianaprince" ):
full_title = "My cat lined up perfectly with the deer skull on my porch!"
url = "http://imgur.com/0zZT4Bx"

votes = {"up": 4402, "down":0}
score = 4402

load_comments(406)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 12:33 p.m.
def  _Control_Issues ( self, category="gaming", adult=False, author="Pogue-Mahone" ):
full_title = "Control Issues"
url = "http://imgur.com/WIJ7i3r"

votes = {"up": 3884, "down":0}
score = 3884

load_comments(1103)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 1:41 p.m.
def  _Wasn't_expecting_tha ( self, category="funny", adult=False, author="Yomamasonice" ):
full_title = "Wasn't expecting that"
url = "http://imgur.com/l7EsYn1"

votes = {"up": 2772, "down":0}
score = 2772

load_comments(146)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 10:24 a.m.
def  _My_son's_homework_ha ( self, category="mildlyinteresting", adult=False, author="nameihate" ):
full_title = "My son's homework has a barcode that when scanned takes him to an instructional YouTube video posted by his teacher related to the lesson."
url = "http://i.imgur.com/3ozgW4u.jpg"

votes = {"up": 4295, "down":0}
score = 4295

load_comments(916)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 11:04 a.m.
def  _Heres_my_dog_trying ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="simbrucepot" ):
full_title = "Heres my dog trying to eat a taco"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/O01j95A.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3451, "down":0}
score = 3451

load_comments(105)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 11:03 a.m.
def  _Science_AMA_Series: ( self, category="science", adult=False, author="nallen" ):
full_title = "Science AMA Series: Ask Your Questions About Ebola."
show_self_text
"""
Ebola has been in the news a lot lately, but the recent news of a case of it in Dallas has alarmed many people. The short version is: Everything will be fine, healthcare systems in the USA are more than capable of dealing with Ebola, there is no threat to the public. That being said, after discussions with the verified users of /r/science, we would like to open up to questions about Ebola and infectious diseases. **Please consider donations to [Doctors Without Borders](http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/our-work/medical-issues/ebola?utm_source=google&utm_medium=ppc&utm_term=brand_sitelink) to help fight Ebola, it is a serious humanitarian crisis that is drastically underfunded.** (Yes, I donated myself.) Here is the ebola fact sheet from the World Health Organization: http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs103/en/ Post your questions for knowledgeable medical doctors and biologists to answer. **[If you have expertise in the area, please verify your credentials with the mods and get appropriate flair before answering questions.](https://www.reddit.com/r/science/wiki/flair)** Also, you may read the [Science AMA from Dr. Stephen Morse on the Epidemiology of Ebola](https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2cbthq/science_ama_series_im_stephen_morse_a_professor/) as well as the numerous questions submitted to /r/AskScience on the subject: [Epidemiologists of Reddit, with the spread of the ebola virus past quarantine borders in Africa, how worried should we be about a potential pandemic?](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/2c4x07/epidemiologists_of_reddit_with_the_spread_of_the/) [Why are (nearly) all ebola outbreaks in African countries?](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/220ac8/why_are_nearly_all_ebola_outbreaks_in_african/) [Why is Ebola not as contagious as, say, influenza if it is present in saliva, therefore coughs and sneezes ?](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/2d3p7d/why_is_ebola_not_as_contagious_as_say_influenza/) [Why is Ebola so lethal? Does it have the potential to wipe out a significant population of the planet?](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/2bs08v/why_is_ebola_so_lethal_does_it_have_the_potential/) [How long can Ebola live outside of a host?](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/2cbvtl/how_long_can_ebola_live_outside_of_a_host/) Also, from /r/IAmA: [I work for Doctors Without Borders - ask me anything about Ebola.](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2g79ip/i_work_for_doctors_without_borders_ask_me/)
"""

votes = {"up": 2961, "down":0}
score = 2961

load_comments(1720)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 8:51 a.m.
def  _Decided_to_get_a_GoP ( self, category="videos", adult=False, author="fryest" ):
full_title = "Decided to get a GoPro cause of all the cool videos people make. Quickly realized my life is lame."
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwK5fN4Qfg"

votes = {"up": 4177, "down":0}
score = 4177

load_comments(843)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 10:42 a.m.
def  _What_was_banned_in_y ( self, category="AskReddit", adult=False, author="Formicidae_hony" ):
full_title = "What was banned in your school because of a crazy incident?"
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2hy1jg/what_was_banned_in_your_school_because_of_a_crazy/"

votes = {"up": 2727, "down":0}
score = 2727

load_comments(9561)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 7:40 a.m.
def  _stabilized_proteste ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="WHERESMYNAMEGO" ):
full_title = "stabilized. protester catches and throws back tear gas"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/wBTmWii.gif"

votes = {"up": 4334, "down":0}
score = 4334

load_comments(1080)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 8:46 a.m.
def  _TIL_a_fitness_traine ( self, category="todayilearned", adult=False, author="ShoveMyKarmaUpYour" ):
full_title = "TIL a fitness trainer intentionally gained over 70 pounds to better understand the plight of his overweight clients. Then lost it all again six months later."
url = "http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/05/health/drew-manning-fit2fat2fit-lessons/"

votes = {"up": 3352, "down":0}
score = 3352

load_comments(2527)
return to_work
# Sept. 30, 2014, 11:40 p.m.
def  _CDC_confirms_first_e ( self, category="news", adult=False, author="gpia7r" ):
full_title = "CDC confirms first ebola case diagnosed in US"
url = "http://www.cnbc.com/id/102037055"

votes = {"up": 4556, "down":0}
score = 4556

load_comments(6581)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 12:28 a.m.
def  _Kim_Jong-un_is_recov ( self, category="worldnews", adult=False, author="hdah24" ):
full_title = "Kim Jong-un is recovering from 'ankle surgery' after fracturing both ankles"
url = "http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jongun-absent-north-korean-leader-is-recovering-from-ankle-surgery-9765375.html"

votes = {"up": 3561, "down":0}
score = 3561

load_comments(1580)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 2:58 a.m.
def  _Oh_look_Tom_Morello' ( self, category="Music", adult=False, author="DoctorDOH" ):
full_title = "Oh look Tom Morello's side of the story. Turns out he might not be a total asshole after all!"
url = "https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152809187064273&id=87199814272"

votes = {"up": 2003, "down":0}
score = 2003

load_comments(1268)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 12:18 p.m.
def  _Today_was_a_good_sch ( self, category="space", adult=False, author="Walrusmanifacation" ):
full_title = "Today was a good school day. Had the chance to meet Apollo 15 astronaut Al Worden!"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/c3q2F60.jpg"

votes = {"up": 1286, "down":0}
score = 1286

load_comments(45)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 5:30 a.m.
def  _The_new_poster_for_H ( self, category="movies", adult=False, author="DEVLIN712" ):
full_title = "The new poster for Hit By Lightning might be the worst poster ever released"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/yYVZkKn.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3895, "down":0}
score = 3895

load_comments(2575)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 4:39 a.m.
def  _I_am_Ron_Perlman,_ea ( self, category="IAmA", adult=False, author="RonPerlmanHere" ):
full_title = "I am Ron Perlman, eater of tuna on rye (currently). AM-the-fuck-A."
show_self_text
"""
I'm here at reddit eating a tuna sandwich. I just did a reddit AMA back in April. I can't believe you guys have more questions this quickly. Go ahead, ask away. My new book [Easy Street is now available on Amazon](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0306823446/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0306823446&linkCode=as2&tag=wwwfaceb05cc9-20&linkId=MVAHKBERMAVSAS5A) Keep up with me on Social Media: * Facebook: www.facebook.com/perlmutations * Twitter: www.twitter.com/perlmutations Instagram: www.instagram.com_perlmutations My latest show, [HAND OF GOD, is now available on Amazon Prime](http://www.amazon.com/Pilot/dp/B00MR9W36Q/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1412090972&sr=1-1&keywords=hand+of+god). And I'm also a part of the movie [Book of Life](http://www.bookoflifemovie.com), in theaters October 17. retweet: https://twitter.com/reddit_AMA/status/517021100803653634 **Edit**: Just can't believe the amount of love and support I feel whenever I interact as I do in these AMAs. So much more I'd love to share with you. And a good way to begin to address that is for you to go out and spend twenty-three fucking bucks on my fucking book. Oh, and I think the fucking audiobook's even cheaper. You have to pay less to hear my story in my voice than to hear it in your own.
"""

votes = {"up": 3422, "down":0}
score = 3422

load_comments(2296)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 3:25 a.m.
def  _Winter_is_Coming_-- ( self, category="EarthPorn", adult=False, author="hikerguy_taco" ):
full_title = "Winter is Coming -- Looking up at Bishop Pass in Kings Canyon National Park [OC] [2464x2464]"
url = "http://imgur.com/JB02xjq"

votes = {"up": 3664, "down":0}
score = 3664

load_comments(134)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 12:20 p.m.
def  _Anyone_else_see_the ( self, category="creepy", adult=False, author="Gohagan" ):
full_title = "Anyone else see the demon behind the Annabelle doll?"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/pOh2syM.png"

votes = {"up": 673, "down":0}
score = 673

load_comments(220)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 3:26 a.m.
def  _Adam_and_Eve_were_th ( self, category="Showerthoughts", adult=False, author="Skyfer_the_Youtuber" ):
full_title = "Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to Apple's terms and conditions without reading them. Seriously, nobody reads them."
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2hwo02/adam_and_eve_were_the_first_people_to_agree_to/"

votes = {"up": 3376, "down":0}
score = 3376

load_comments(333)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 1:04 p.m.
def  _I_attempted_the_"Piz ( self, category="food", adult=False, author="10fttall" ):
full_title = "I attempted the "Pizza Cake" I saw the other day, and it turned out great!"
url = "http://imgur.com/a/v0YvV"

votes = {"up": 517, "down":0}
score = 517

load_comments(103)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 5:06 a.m.
def  _LPT:_To_avoid_a_gene ( self, category="LifeProTips", adult=False, author="flambashingsly" ):
full_title = "LPT: To avoid a generic answer: Ask, "What have you been listening to lately?" instead of, "What kind of music do you like?""
show_self_text
"""
People always answer, "What kind of music do you like?" with, "I like all kinds of music" or some variation of the same, which is awkward and tells you nothing. Asking, "What have you been listening to lately?" is typically answered with something more like, example: "I have really been liking Artist #1's new album *blank*, but I cant stop listening to Artist #2 new song *blank*." This gives you far more information and makes for a more quality conversation. Hope this helps!
"""

votes = {"up": 1734, "down":0}
score = 1734

load_comments(158)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 1:05 a.m.
def  _PsBattle:_Chinese_Ar ( self, category="photoshopbattles", adult=False, author="Johnny_Billwalker" ):
full_title = "PsBattle: Chinese Army Drill. Practicing changing a tire at 70mph"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/MaNPf1m.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3373, "down":0}
score = 3373

load_comments(383)
return to_work
# Sept. 30, 2014, 8:39 p.m.
def  _Fundraising_for_redd ( self, category="blog", adult=False, author="yishan" ):
full_title = "Fundraising for reddit"
url = "http://www.redditblog.com/2014/09/fundraising-for-reddit.html"

votes = {"up": 2073, "down":0}
score = 2073

load_comments(1139)
return to_work
# Sept. 30, 2014, 6:53 p.m.
def  _"Scrim",_acrylic_on ( self, category="Art", adult=False, author="JustinSels" ):
full_title = ""Scrim", acrylic on canvas"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/vgg1MhC.jpg"

votes = {"up": 2720, "down":0}
score = 2720

load_comments(133)
return to_work
# Oct. 1, 2014, 10:32 a.m.
def  _Reddit_CEO_Giving_St ( self, category="UpliftingNews", adult=False, author="dubmose" ):
full_title = "Reddit CEO Giving Stock to users"
url = "http://techcrunch.com/2014/09/30/reddit-fundraising/?ncid=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29&utm_content=FaceBook"

votes = {"up": 550, "down":0}
score = 550

load_comments(148)
return to_work
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