from django.conf import settings
from reddit import home
class WhatsHot(object):
# Nov. 26, 2014, 7:23 p.m.
def  _As_a_Brit,_this_is_h ( self, category="funny", adult=False, author="_theseacucumber" ):
full_title = "As a Brit, this is how I imagine black Friday in America."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2132, "down":0}
score = 2132

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 6:08 p.m.
def  _I'm_a_Greens_Senator ( self, category="IAmA", adult=False, author="scott_ludlam" ):
full_title = "I'm a Greens Senator for Western Australia. Ask Me Anything"
Hoi folks. Many months since the last AMA and I've missed it. Juggling a lot of digital rights campaigns at the moment and would be good to talk about data retention and related things, but actually... ask me anything. [proof:]( hey youse all. this is the fourth one of these i've done and as always, this community comes through with the most thoughtful, insightful and occasionally snarky questions and contributions - thanks for taking the time. my only regret is how many i missed - will check in over the next few days and answer a few more questions if you can bear with. thanks again, dear reddit.

votes = {"up": 2105, "down":0}
score = 2105

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 1:09 p.m.
def  _Alfonso_Ribeiro_(Car ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="HereToSchoolYou" ):
full_title = "Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince) wins Season 19 of "Dancing With The Stars""
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3313, "down":0}
score = 3313

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 11:20 a.m.
def  _HBO_hires_160_lawyer ( self, category="news", adult=False, author="HotGravy" ):
full_title = "HBO hires 160 lawyers in preparation for Scientology documentary release."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 4402, "down":0}
score = 4402

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 12:01 p.m.
def  _Black_Friday_Logic ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="tmurg375" ):
full_title = "Black Friday Logic"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3704, "down":0}
score = 3704

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 7:03 p.m.
def  _Denmark_to_vote_on_m ( self, category="worldnews", adult=False, author="hrf21" ):
full_title = "Denmark to vote on male circumcision ban"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 922, "down":0}
score = 922

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 12:06 p.m.
def  _One_really_long_Spag ( self, category="mildlyinteresting", adult=False, author="MoosiAT" ):
full_title = "One really long Spaghettio"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3064, "down":0}
score = 3064

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 10:46 a.m.
def  _I_have_two_adopted_y ( self, category="videos", adult=False, author="ADogNamedPal" ):
full_title = "I have two adopted younger brothers. The struggle to keep up with them physically is real."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3867, "down":0}
score = 3867

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 12:06 p.m.
def  _TIL_Cheech_Marin_bea ( self, category="todayilearned", adult=False, author="direwolf--of--london" ):
full_title = "TIL Cheech Marin beat Yale graduate Anderson Cooper and Dartmouth graduate Aisha Tyler at Celebrity Jeopardy."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2992, "down":0}
score = 2992

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 1:24 p.m.
def  _Redditors_that_have ( self, category="AskReddit", adult=True, author="Pernus" ):
full_title = "Redditors that have been to an orgy, what was it like? [NSFW]"
Edit: Obligatory FRONTPAGEYAY

votes = {"up": 2284, "down":0}
score = 2284

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 9:04 a.m.
def  _My_cat_looks_insane ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="sammixxlove" ):
full_title = "My cat looks insane."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 4162, "down":0}
score = 4162

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 9:24 a.m.
def  _Playing_the_new_Smas ( self, category="gaming", adult=False, author="WYKProjectAlpha" ):
full_title = "Playing the new Smash Bros with the younger generation."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2962, "down":0}
score = 2962

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 9:09 a.m.
def  _Jurassic_World_could ( self, category="movies", adult=False, author="HipHopAnonymous23" ):
full_title = "Jurassic World could have been worse. The original idea was to have human-dinosaur hybrids. Here are some concept images leaked a few years ago"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2828, "down":0}
score = 2828

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 9:28 a.m.
def  _TIFU_by_being_too_im ( self, category="tifu", adult=False, author="dafunkmasta" ):
full_title = "TIFU by being too impressed with a YouTube video (photo of aftermath included)"
Literally happened 10 minutes ago. I was watching the video that's currently at the top of r/videos entitled "A black man's view that goes against the grain of pop culture. Logic versus racism." I was also texting my brother. My palms sometimes get sweaty (will become relevant). The guy in the video was making some amazing points, a wonderful reprieve from the circlejerk of ignorance on Facebook. At certain points in the video I would say "YES! good point!" My excitement built up into a crescendo when I finally gestured with both hands towards the screen and said "THANK YOU FOR-" And then my phone slipped from my hands, hit the screen of my laptop, and busted it. I sat in awe of my own idiocy, and then made this post. Photo for proof:

votes = {"up": 2581, "down":0}
score = 2581

return to_work
# Nov. 25, 2014, 11:56 p.m.
def  _I_only_charge_my_pho ( self, category="Showerthoughts", adult=False, author="apairofgaloshes" ):
full_title = "I only charge my phone when I sleep. My phone's battery level reflects my own battery level."
i.e. my phone and I have the same sleep schedule.

votes = {"up": 2186, "down":0}
score = 2186

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 6:38 a.m.
def  _How_everyone_thought ( self, category="sports", adult=False, author="Alphadog33" ):
full_title = "How everyone thought I missed the photo of Odell Beckham Jr.'s amazing touchdown catch ... but I didn't"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2733, "down":0}
score = 2733

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 11:23 a.m.
def  _HBO_to_make_film_of ( self, category="nottheonion", adult=False, author="TheWinStore" ):
full_title = "HBO to make film of Scientology book, hires 160 lawyers"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 1112, "down":0}
score = 1112

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 5:42 a.m.
def  _A_view_of_the_glowin ( self, category="EarthPorn", adult=False, author="CrazRr" ):
full_title = "A view of the glowing Caribbean sea from an old cave on a remote Turks and Caicos Island, by Matt Anderson [1600x1401]"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3005, "down":0}
score = 3005

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 10:51 a.m.
def  _The_Ferguson_Public ( self, category="books", adult=False, author="AdamBertocci-Writer" ):
full_title = "The Ferguson Public Library could use our support."
Hopefully this doesn't overstep the bounds of what's allowed in this sub. Whatever you may think of what's happening in Ferguson, the city is suffering; beyond whatever tragedy and conflict is shown on television are 20,000 ordinary people whose stories you won't hear on the news. They are not cops or politicians; they're not looters or arsonists, either, they're the people who are hurt when looting and arson happens. If they're protesting at all, they're doing so peacefully. And their town is having a terrible time of it. The Ferguson Public Library has been a beacon of hope and civilization for these ordinary people in these sad times. It's been a safe, nurturing, educational place for kids when the schools have been closed—it's been a valuable haven for adults, too. It's stayed open and gone beyond the call of duty where other organizations, to say nothing of elected officials, don't seem to have a good answer. Feel free to Google the library and read all the stories about what it's doing — and it's doing this all on, as you might imagine, awfully limited resources. Many writers and readers are stepping up to help. Already in just one day's donations, books are on their way from around the country, and there's talk of them being able to hire a full-time childrens' librarian. I am confident that we of /r/books can do our part to make that just the tip of the iceberg. There's a PayPal button on this page to donate money: To donate books (I'm told that books for young readers are particularly welcome), you can ship to Ferguson Public Library ATTN: Scott Bonner 35 North Florissant Road Ferguson, MO 63135 If you're an author, there's a special effort going on to send signed books, particularly, again, those for younger readers: — if you wanna send a signed book for adults, too, you can, just indicate whether it's okay for young readers or not when you ship.

votes = {"up": 1111, "down":0}
score = 1111

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 4:23 a.m.
def  _The_black_swallower ( self, category="creepy", adult=False, author="The2500" ):
full_title = "The black swallower. This is a real fish."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3379, "down":0}
score = 3379

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 7:22 a.m.
def  _Bunk_Bed_Castle ( self, category="DIY", adult=False, author="G00D_GUY" ):
full_title = "Bunk Bed Castle"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 1758, "down":0}
score = 1758

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 12:29 p.m.
def  _My_Grandparents_in_t ( self, category="OldSchoolCool", adult=False, author="eggleg" ):
full_title = "My Grandparents in the 40s"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 675, "down":0}
score = 675

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 1:40 p.m.
def  _HBO's_Powerpuff_GIRL ( self, category="television", adult=False, author="HalpTheFan" ):
full_title = "HBO's Powerpuff GIRLS"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 534, "down":0}
score = 534

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 4:30 a.m.
def  _Germany_just_made_th ( self, category="TwoXChromosomes", adult=False, author="feliblub" ):
full_title = "Germany just made the Plan B pill a non-prescription drug"
Hi everyone! This has just been published 15 Minutes ago, so there is no English article about it yet. If you understand German, here's an article on the Süddeutsche Zeitung: Yaaaaaaay, progress! :-) There have been huge discussions about this for the last decade (we've been having a conservative government for the last 10 years) and this is really sudden and surprising. I know most of the people on this subreddit aren't affected by this but there are a lot of people in Germany who would read the news on reddit rather than on a newspaper. Also, some of you might be interested in international stuff. :]

votes = {"up": 2849, "down":0}
score = 2849

return to_work
# Nov. 26, 2014, 6:48 p.m.
def  _Home_made_cured_meat ( self, category="food", adult=False, author="GallowBoob" ):
full_title = "Home made cured meat. The main ingredient is topside beef and natural sea salt for the process. Use of spices and berries can vary to adjust the taste. (Some sugar is used for the curing process.)"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 201, "down":0}
score = 201

return to_work