from django.conf import settings
from reddit import home
class WhatsHot(object):
# Sept. 19, 2014, 8:10 a.m.
def  _Surprised_I_haven't ( self, category="funny", adult=False, author="USMCEvan" ):
full_title = "Surprised I haven't seen this one yet today... so I'll post it anyway"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 4356, "down":0}
score = 4356

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 7:58 a.m.
def  _DEADPOOL_Movie_Gets ( self, category="movies", adult=False, author="connorjquinn" ):
full_title = "DEADPOOL Movie Gets a February 2016 Release Date!"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 4038, "down":0}
score = 4038

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 8:48 a.m.
def  _There_are_some_days ( self, category="gaming", adult=False, author="sassage_flare" ):
full_title = "There are some days the posts on this sub that makes me feel like this:"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2818, "down":0}
score = 2818

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 11:14 a.m.
def  _Firefly_cosplay ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="Victoriana92" ):
full_title = "Firefly cosplay"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 1747, "down":0}
score = 1747

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 6:26 a.m.
def  _If_Arnold_Schwarzene ( self, category="Showerthoughts", adult=False, author="notseansaccount" ):
full_title = "If Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tom Arnold ran for president, it would be Arnold/Schwarzenegger 2020. If they went by their first names, it would be Tom/Arnold 2020."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 4292, "down":0}
score = 4292

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 6:59 a.m.
def  _Don't_make_eye_conta ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="Yellowben" ):
full_title = "Don't make eye contact!"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2955, "down":0}
score = 2955

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 5:01 a.m.
def  _I'm_Jonathan_Goldsmi ( self, category="IAmA", adult=False, author="Iam_jgoldsmith_ama" ):
full_title = "I'm Jonathan Goldsmith, and I play the "The Most Interesting Man in the World." I don't always post to reddit, but when I do, it's for a good cause. AMA."
I'm here with Victoria from reddit for my second AMA. Last time was a lot of fun and we raised a good amount of money for landmine and bomb removal in Vietnam. I'm asking for your help again, reddit, but this time to help clear landmines and bombs in Cambodia. Money for landmine removal is dropping in Cambodia, but the threat remains. We need your help. Go to to see a video we made at a military testing facility and while there enter to win a day with me taking falconry lessons as well as an off-road driving class at the Land Rover Experience Driving school in Manchester, VT. Sure, you could win an unforgettable day, but more importantly you will raise money to save lives and limbs. Mines Advisory Group is doing great work. Proof: Ok, reddit, ask me anything. **Update:** It's very flattering to me that anybody wants to communicate, or cares about my position on things. And I guess the only thing I would like to share is that we can all make a difference. We have to look outside of ourselves, come from a place of service, and we can all ameliorate the human condition. Each in his own way. And giving is far more valuable than receiving. To be able to make a difference in somebody less fortunate's life is the greatest gift of all. So I do want to thank reddit, and all of the people who have been kind enough to care about what I have to say, and who have been fans, I *really* appreciate it. Keep drinking responsibly, and stay thirsty for *all* things. And I hope you will take seriously the fact that each of us can make a difference. And each of us are instrumental to change and hope and encouragement. And yes, each one of us can change the world just a little bit. And collectively we can make a helluva difference.

votes = {"up": 3736, "down":0}
score = 3736

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 7:21 a.m.
def  _Polls_close_in_Scotl ( self, category="worldnews", adult=False, author="imbignate" ):
full_title = "Polls close in Scotland - Results expected in hours"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2206, "down":0}
score = 2206

return to_work
# Sept. 18, 2014, 10:35 p.m.
def  _What_is_the_most_pri ( self, category="AskReddit", adult=True, author="cellocaster" ):
full_title = "What is the most private thing you're willing to admit on Reddit without creating a throwaway account?"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2965, "down":0}
score = 2965

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 4:32 a.m.
def  _Please_do_not_move_! ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="fantastickmath" ):
full_title = "Please do not move !"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3601, "down":0}
score = 3601

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 10:16 a.m.
def  _The_ice_cream_in_thi ( self, category="mildlyinteresting", adult=False, author="migraine_boy" ):
full_title = "The ice cream in this photo looks slightly like a sad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 1236, "down":0}
score = 1236

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 9:53 a.m.
def  _TIL_that_1835_was_th ( self, category="todayilearned", adult=False, author="johnnyhammer" ):
full_title = "TIL that 1835 was the only time in U.S. history when the country was debt free, when Andrew Jackson paid off what he called "the national curse". It lasted exactly one year."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 1336, "down":0}
score = 1336

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 3:38 a.m.
def  _Key_and_Peele_-_Alie ( self, category="videos", adult=False, author="chiefokeefe" ):
full_title = "Key and Peele - Alien Imposters"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3759, "down":0}
score = 3759

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 5 a.m.
def  _US_Farmers_are_dit ( self, category="UpliftingNews", adult=False, author="buttercup11882" ):
full_title = "U.S. Farmers are ditching tobacco for chick peas as demand for cigarettes decrease and demand for hummus increases."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2684, "down":0}
score = 2684

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 2:37 a.m.
def  _Texas_Wants_to_Execu ( self, category="news", adult=False, author="stdsxs31" ):
full_title = "Texas Wants to Execute Man Who Killed Home Intruder Who Turned Out to Be SWAT Member"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3875, "down":0}
score = 3875

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 3:10 a.m.
def  _TIFU_by_accepting_a ( self, category="tifu", adult=False, author="redqueenswrath" ):
full_title = "TIFU by accepting a Fed-Ex package in a towel"
Do I get bonus points? This happened less than an hour ago and I'm still laughing. I had been expecting a delivery all day, but I had to get ready for work. "I'll grab a fast shower, what can go wrong?" Ha. Hahaha. I was shaving my legs when I heard the doorbell ring repeatedly, and my 120-lb German Shepherd going ballistic. I knew this was a delivery I would have to sign for, so I leapt out of the shower, fumbled for my glasses, and threw on a towel. I didn't notice that I was still dripping soap at this point. (This is important later on). I THOUGHT I locked my dog in my room as I ran to the door, but I guess the door didn't shut all the way (also important). So I opened the front door, hiding behind it to maintain some decency as I scribble and drip on the pad the poor driver offered me. Then I hear it- the dreaded sound of paws racing across hard wood. My moron dog slips in a puddle of soap, looses his footing, and crashes into the door, sending me, towel, and scribble pad flying. I landed on my ass, naked as the day I was born and sopping wet, sitting on the very same scribble pad. The poor driver got a very X-rated look at my tattooed hide as I scrambled for my missing towel (somehow it landed halfway across the room), one hand across my tits and the other trying to cover my half-shaved lady garden. I stammered an apology as he grabbed his scribble pad and practically RUNS to his truck, so red his ears might be smoking. My furry asshole of a dog is now watching me type this and I swear the bastard is laughing at me. Fuck my life. Edit: holy shit! This is rapidly turning into one of my highest posts, and one of you crazy bastards popped my reddit gold cherry! Awesome :D now WTF do I do with it? Edit edit: yup, this is now my top post AND made the front page. I love you screwballs.

votes = {"up": 3369, "down":0}
score = 3369

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 3:04 a.m.
def  _PsBattle:_This_kitte ( self, category="photoshopbattles", adult=False, author="littlemeowcat" ):
full_title = "PsBattle: This kitten breaking into a dollhouse."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2870, "down":0}
score = 2870

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 2:34 a.m.
def  _LPT_-_If_"somebody_f ( self, category="LifeProTips", adult=False, author="ludlology" ):
full_title = "LPT - If "somebody from the IRS" calls and threatens to have you arrested if you don't pay, it's a scam. Somebody in my office just fell for this and I talked him down."

votes = {"up": 2946, "down":0}
score = 2946

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 12:09 a.m.
def  _Primal_pull_of_a_bab ( self, category="science", adult=False, author="Libertatea" ):
full_title = "Primal pull of a baby crying reaches across species: Mother deer rushed towards the infant distress calls of seals, humans and even bats, suggesting that these mammals share similar emotions"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 4218, "down":0}
score = 4218

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 1:13 a.m.
def  _Birthday_patterns_in ( self, category="dataisbeautiful", adult=False, author="UCanDoEat" ):
full_title = "Birthday patterns in the US [OC]"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3224, "down":0}
score = 3224

return to_work
# Sept. 18, 2014, 7:27 p.m.
def  _A_man_arrives_at_the ( self, category="Jokes", adult=False, author="dandelion_king" ):
full_title = "A man arrives at the gates of heaven..."
...St. Peter looks through his book and tells him "I don't see any reason why we should let you in. You don't seem to have done anything worthy in your life." The guy replies: "what about the time I was driving and saw a woman with a flat tire beside the road? A bunch of bikers had surrounded her and were giving her a hard time. I stopped and got out; they turned on me so I grabbed a tire iron and told them to back off." St. Peter: "You really did that? When did this happen?" The guy: "About 5 minutes ago!"

votes = {"up": 2557, "down":0}
score = 2557

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 5:01 a.m.
def  _Neuroscience_has_rev ( self, category="books", adult=False, author="imatworkprobably" ):
full_title = "Neuroscience has revealed that humans use different parts of the brain when reading from a piece of paper or from a screen."
url = ""

votes = {"up": 1531, "down":0}
score = 1531

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 2:12 a.m.
def  _A_model_of_the_human ( self, category="creepy", adult=False, author="Adv_Boobs" ):
full_title = "A model of the human nervous system"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2537, "down":0}
score = 2537

return to_work
# Sept. 18, 2014, 11:39 p.m.
def  _Water_and_sand_mix_t ( self, category="EarthPorn", adult=False, author="williamphto" ):
full_title = "Water and sand mix to create ocean rainbow, Manly Beach, Sydney, Australia. (1,000px × 614px) By Remy Gerega"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 3843, "down":0}
score = 3843

return to_work
# Sept. 19, 2014, 1:01 a.m.
def  _Twitter’s_CEO_Will_R ( self, category="nottheonion", adult=False, author="TheTriggerOfSol" ):
full_title = "Twitter’s CEO Will Respond To Whether He’s High Once He Finishes These Doritos"
url = ""

votes = {"up": 2479, "down":0}
score = 2479

return to_work