from django.conf import settings
from reddit import home
class WhatsHot(object):
# Nov. 23, 2014, 3:59 a.m.
def  _"Every_christmas_my ( self, category="funny", adult=False, author="sansofsan" ):
full_title = ""Every christmas my bff and I send cards to random addresses""
url = "http://i.imgur.com/djCOoXL.jpg"

votes = {"up": 4698, "down":0}
score = 4698

load_comments(589)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 3:33 a.m.
def  _It_only_took_me_4_1/ ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="baknitwit" ):
full_title = "It only took me 4 1/2 years, but my cross stitching is finally complete. It seriously looks like a painting."
url = "http://imgur.com/a/x7BKR"

votes = {"up": 4217, "down":0}
score = 4217

load_comments(387)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 3:42 a.m.
def  _A_friend_of_mine_acc ( self, category="mildlyinteresting", adult=False, author="robcap" ):
full_title = "A friend of mine accidentally wrote a perfect letter 'i'"
url = "http://imgur.com/4JC6Vyg"

votes = {"up": 4007, "down":0}
score = 4007

load_comments(721)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 3:06 a.m.
def  _>~~~~~~~ ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="screampuff" ):
full_title = ">~~~~~~~"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/2QEgWxs.gif"

votes = {"up": 3990, "down":0}
score = 3990

load_comments(160)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 3:07 a.m.
def  _Not_cat,but_this_pho ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="unix70" ):
full_title = "Not cat,but this photo deserve a place here"
url = "http://imgur.com/lUqSaOd"

votes = {"up": 3938, "down":0}
score = 3938

load_comments(766)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 12:46 a.m.
def  _My_least_favorite_Sm ( self, category="gaming", adult=False, author="Tetrafirez" ):
full_title = "My least favorite Smash Bros for Wii U surprise so far"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/zxQx2MG.jpg"

votes = {"up": 4187, "down":0}
score = 4187

load_comments(2347)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 4:53 a.m.
def  _Guy_rescues_Buffalo ( self, category="UpliftingNews", adult=False, author="piedmont6" ):
full_title = "Guy rescues Buffalo woman buried under snow in her car for 13 hours; she won't need the farewell notes she wrote to daughters"
url = "http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/weather/engulfed-in-snow-stranded-motorist-felt-like-i-was-underground-buried-in-a-casket-20141122"

votes = {"up": 1779, "down":0}
score = 1779

load_comments(283)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 12:21 a.m.
def  _Saved_by_a_citizen_G ( self, category="videos", adult=False, author="NSFW_PORN_ONLY" ):
full_title = "Saved by a citizen GTA V PS4"
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER5z4AE3XGk"

votes = {"up": 4094, "down":0}
score = 4094

load_comments(522)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 11:58 p.m.
def  _Restaurant_fires_tee ( self, category="news", adult=False, author="Hallan_Doates" ):
full_title = "Restaurant fires teen for requesting time off for cancer treatment."
url = "http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Teen-With-Cancer-Claims-He-Was-Fired-For-Needing-Time-Off-for-Surgery-283562931.html"

votes = {"up": 3983, "down":0}
score = 3983

load_comments(2141)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 12:20 a.m.
def  _What_is_the_best_Mon ( self, category="AskReddit", adult=False, author="thunderstroke" ):
full_title = "What is the best Monopoly strategy?"
show_self_text
"""
**EDIT:** Sorry I didn't include this guys, I meant the board game.
"""

votes = {"up": 3458, "down":0}
score = 3458

load_comments(3382)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 10:46 p.m.
def  _TIL_in_the_online_ga ( self, category="todayilearned", adult=False, author="Abide_Dude" ):
full_title = "TIL in the online game EVE a player group spent 12 months infiltrating a rival group, then assassinated their leader and stole or destroyed $16,500.00 USD worth of game money and supplies."
url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eve_Online#Virtual_crime"

votes = {"up": 3832, "down":0}
score = 3832

load_comments(3010)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 3:59 a.m.
def  _more_stuff_I_did_ins ( self, category="space", adult=False, author="eamonnmoy" ):
full_title = "more stuff I did instead of cleaning. revised album, thanks for all the feed back!"
url = "https://imgur.com/a/qE6Kl"

votes = {"up": 1391, "down":0}
score = 1391

load_comments(87)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 1:17 a.m.
def  _Pork_bellymmmm ( self, category="food", adult=False, author="Scammajamma" ):
full_title = "Pork belly..mmmm"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/KwX3ENf.jpg"

votes = {"up": 2077, "down":0}
score = 2077

load_comments(146)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 12:48 a.m.
def  _I_was_born_with_mult ( self, category="IAmA", adult=False, author="danmart1" ):
full_title = "I was born with multiple congenital limb deficiencies (missing bones in both hands & legs) which resulted in many surgeries and left foot amputation. I have yet to find something that I want to do but can't!! AMA"
show_self_text
"""
My left leg was slightly shorter than my right leg. So, doctors amputated my foot, and I have a prosthetic foot/leg in it's place. Additionally, I am missing the Fibula in both legs, although it doesn't matter much in the prosthetic one. Both of my hands have 2 fingers and a thumb, 3 total on each. Originally, there was just one plus a thumb, but doctors split the single digit, and made two out of it. In grade school I played baseball. In high school I played football and went downhill skiing. For the past 14 years I have played bass guitar. For the past 9 years I have done martial arts, and have been teaching for the past 5.5. Primarily Muay Thai with a dose of Western Boxing thrown in, a mix of Panantukan/Wing Chun/Silat/Boxing, another mix of *mostly* Filipino weapons arts (Kali, Eskrima, Arnis, Silat), and finally some Italian Fencing/Bolognese Side Sword (mostly Manciolino). For all of my life, at least as long as I can remember, I have played video games (Arcade Machines, Atari, Nintendo, XBox, WoW, LoL, Diablo, etc.) I have done these in the past, and was able to provide some perspective to, and hopefully help, a few people who were facing a similar situation. I hope that this time around I will be able to a few more people. Ask away!!! [Proof 1](http://i.imgur.com/bDPyhzl.jpg) [Proof 2](http://i.imgur.com/p28GMvy.jpg) [Proof 3](http://i.imgur.com/4F8v6yR.jpg) [AMA from May](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/26it0j/i_was_born_missing_9_bones_in_my_hands_both/) [Requested Pen holding](http://i.imgur.com/q5cBDbi.jpg) Edit: I missed this before, but thanks to whoever gave me Gold!!
"""

votes = {"up": 2222, "down":0}
score = 2222

load_comments(622)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 5:53 a.m.
def  _Lost_languages_leave ( self, category="science", adult=False, author="nybsop" ):
full_title = "Lost languages leave traces on the brain"
url = "http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/11/lost-languages-leave-traces-on-the-brain/?utm_source=feedly&utm_reader=feedly&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arstechnica%2Findex+%28Ars+Technica+-+All+content%29"

votes = {"up": 871, "down":0}
score = 871

load_comments(24)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 5:09 a.m.
def  _Led_Zeppelin_1973 ( self, category="OldSchoolCool", adult=False, author="Wolfman92097" ):
full_title = "Led Zeppelin 1973"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/gWgAbMq.jpg"

votes = {"up": 944, "down":0}
score = 944

load_comments(102)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 8:47 p.m.
def  _If_I_were_a_pirate, ( self, category="EarthPorn", adult=False, author="andreasmuz" ):
full_title = "If I were a pirate, this be where I bury the treasure... (Loch Ard Gorge, Australia) [OC] [4320 × 2871]"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/6cEB0pw.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3922, "down":0}
score = 3922

load_comments(323)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 9:42 p.m.
def  _Students_Are_Tweetin ( self, category="nottheonion", adult=False, author="beofotch" ):
full_title = "Students Are Tweeting Thanks to Michelle Obama With Pics Of Gross Cafeteria Food"
url = "https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/students-tweeting-thanks-michelle-obama-pics-gross-cafeteria-224500185-us-weekly.html"

votes = {"up": 3292, "down":0}
score = 3292

load_comments(2680)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 3:04 a.m.
def  _Ghost_Girl_sculpture ( self, category="creepy", adult=False, author="ogjacek" ):
full_title = "Ghost Girl sculpture by Kevin Francis Gray"
url = "https://imgur.com/a/3Xlna"

votes = {"up": 1137, "down":0}
score = 1137

load_comments(44)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 10:05 p.m.
def  _Why_do_the_LOTR_movi ( self, category="movies", adult=False, author="D4rkmatt3r" ):
full_title = "Why do the LOTR movies look so much better than the new Hobbit series?"
show_self_text
"""
Even though they're much older, the CGI seems so much more realistic. Just thought I would ask. Edit - My question has mostly been answered, thank you to everyone who took the time to explain the many possibilities and probabilities that make the 2 series seem so...different :)
"""

votes = {"up": 2713, "down":0}
score = 2713

load_comments(2313)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 9:51 p.m.
def  _ELI5:_what's_actuall ( self, category="explainlikeimfive", adult=False, author="neilbarron" ):
full_title = "ELI5: what's actually happening during the 15 seconds an ATM is thanking the person who has just taken money out and won't let me put my card in?"
show_self_text
"""
EDIT: Um...front page? Huh. Must do more rant come questions on here.
"""

votes = {"up": 2799, "down":0}
score = 2799

load_comments(1214)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 10:09 p.m.
def  _The_love_of_my_life ( self, category="Showerthoughts", adult=False, author="Cmille19" ):
full_title = "The love of my life could have been caught in a condom."
show_self_text
"""
edit: Obligatory front page edit. I have been dying for that /r/all tag for the longest time now. sweet. edit 2: ITT: Or...., "half of the love of your life", "op loves semen, haha", and "thats theoretically impossible."
"""

votes = {"up": 2296, "down":0}
score = 2296

load_comments(389)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 6:41 p.m.
def  _Kenya_bus_attack:_28 ( self, category="worldnews", adult=False, author="yam12" ):
full_title = "Kenya bus attack: 28 non-Muslims killed after being unable to recite Koran in suspected al-Shabab attack"
url = "http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/kenya-bus-attack-28-nonmuslims-killed-after-being-unable-to-recite-koran-in-suspected-alshabab-attack-9877181.html"

votes = {"up": 4202, "down":0}
score = 4202

load_comments(4078)
return to_work
# Nov. 22, 2014, 10:40 p.m.
def  _TL;DR_of_Terms_of_Se ( self, category="InternetIsBeautiful", adult=False, author="myvirginityisstrong" ):
full_title = "TL;DR of Terms of Service of many sites - ToS;DR"
url = "https://tosdr.org"

votes = {"up": 1845, "down":0}
score = 1845

load_comments(111)
return to_work
# Nov. 23, 2014, 12:25 a.m.
def  _City_of_the_future_s ( self, category="Futurology", adult=False, author="John_Wilkes" ):
full_title = "City of the future sinks into the ocean: Japanese firm devises plan for an Ocean Spiral community that descends nine miles to the seabed"
url = "http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11244758/City-of-the-future-sinks-into-the-ocean.html"

votes = {"up": 1312, "down":0}
score = 1312

load_comments(332)
return to_work
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