from django.conf import settings
from reddit import home
class WhatsHot(object):
# April 24, 2014, 9:28 p.m.
def  _MAAATT_DAAAMON ( self, category="funny", adult=False, author="accidental_explosion" ):
full_title = "MAAATT DAAAMON"
url = "http://imgur.com/miEgzKD"

votes = {"up": 7031, "down":3661}
score = 3370

load_comments(180)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 8:03 p.m.
def  _Jordin_Tootoo_making ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="JEHLCAUNBTHGTBAWRL" ):
full_title = "Jordin Tootoo making a kids day"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/NEs33qS.gif"

votes = {"up": 14625, "down":10592}
score = 4033

load_comments(744)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 10:32 p.m.
def  _It's_not_Jurassic_Wo ( self, category="movies", adult=False, author="scoodidabop" ):
full_title = "It's not Jurassic World news but I thought you guys would still enjoy; I present my real life Jurassic Park Explorer replica, complete with tour program."
url = "http://imgur.com/a/DMJKl#0"

votes = {"up": 2146, "down":492}
score = 1654

load_comments(166)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 9:26 p.m.
def  _TIL_in_the_UK_black ( self, category="todayilearned", adult=False, author="RandomBrit" ):
full_title = "TIL in the UK black people on average use less drugs than white people, but are 6 times more likely to be stopped and searched for drugs."
url = "http://www.release.org.uk/publications/numbers-black-and-white-ethnic-disparities-policing-and-prosecution-drug-offences"

votes = {"up": 1825, "down":515}
score = 1310

load_comments(177)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 9:14 p.m.
def  _Playing_through_the ( self, category="gaming", adult=False, author="Hue__Jass" ):
full_title = "Playing through the entire timeline"
url = "http://imgur.com/9a9SdR6"

votes = {"up": 2219, "down":970}
score = 1249

load_comments(238)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 2:47 p.m.
def  _Darude_-_Sandstorm_o ( self, category="videos", adult=False, author="BLUMPKlN" ):
full_title = "Darude - Sandstorm on a toy trumpet is just hilarious"
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lDhAdMkn9uo"

votes = {"up": 12664, "down":9554}
score = 3110

load_comments(694)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 2:56 p.m.
def  _Makes_me_feel_kinda ( self, category="AdviceAnimals", adult=False, author="allicov" ):
full_title = "Makes me feel kinda scummy..."
url = "http://www.livememe.com/7gnh7j5.jpg"

votes = {"up": 23643, "down":20754}
score = 2889

load_comments(694)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 2:02 p.m.
def  _Grande_Burrito_[8-da ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="dead_c" ):
full_title = "Grande Burrito [8-day-old infant son for scale]"
url = "https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7373/13728322825_668165687d_b.jpg"

votes = {"up": 9811, "down":6632}
score = 3179

load_comments(497)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 2:13 p.m.
def  _Iran's_President_Rou ( self, category="worldnews", adult=False, author="commonsenseIR" ):
full_title = "Iran's President Rouahani calls for gender equality"
url = "http://en.mehrnews.com/detail/News/102665"

votes = {"up": 4959, "down":2262}
score = 2697

load_comments(512)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 8:22 p.m.
def  _ELI5_As_a_British_pe ( self, category="explainlikeimfive", adult=False, author="Knightz101" ):
full_title = "ELI5 As a British person who has never used or had dealings with Comcast, what is so bad about them?"
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/23ujqx/eli5_as_a_british_person_who_has_never_used_or/"

votes = {"up": 1001, "down":272}
score = 729

load_comments(672)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 6:14 p.m.
def  _What_are_some_Youtub ( self, category="AskReddit", adult=False, author="REGI_theblingkoala" ):
full_title = "What are some Youtube channels everyone should be checking out?"
show_self_text
"""
Would really appreciate if you put a link!
"""

votes = {"up": 1371, "down":369}
score = 1002

load_comments(1140)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 11:43 a.m.
def  _Guinea_Pigs_are_natu ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="10gags" ):
full_title = "Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don't panic"
url = "http://imgur.com/KrMIzRr"

votes = {"up": 13933, "down":10633}
score = 3300

load_comments(445)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 7:53 a.m.
def  _FCC,_in_‘Net_Neut ( self, category="news", adult=False, author="jeb_bush_was_framed" ):
full_title = "F.C.C., in ‘Net Neutrality’ Turnaround, Plans to Allow Fast Lane."
url = "http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/24/technology/fcc-new-net-neutrality-rules.html"

votes = {"up": 8841, "down":5105}
score = 3736

load_comments(1585)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 8:13 a.m.
def  _Blood_of_world's_old ( self, category="science", adult=False, author="1Dunya" ):
full_title = "Blood of world's oldest woman hints at limits of life"
url = "http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn25458-blood-of-worlds-oldest-woman-hints-at-limits-of-life.html#.U1g60Ym9LCS"

votes = {"up": 10193, "down":6800}
score = 3393

load_comments(750)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 7:11 a.m.
def  _Abiqua_Falls,_Oregon ( self, category="EarthPorn", adult=False, author="mistermax12" ):
full_title = "Abiqua Falls, Oregon [5760x3840] OC"
url = "http://imgur.com/lpo6i9h"

votes = {"up": 7922, "down":4804}
score = 3118

load_comments(172)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 11:05 a.m.
def  _Smooth_fakeout ( self, category="sports", adult=False, author="PoeticVibes" ):
full_title = "Smooth fakeout"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/vdXNFnx.gif"

votes = {"up": 2038, "down":605}
score = 1433

load_comments(119)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 5:39 p.m.
def  _How_and_why_is_it_th ( self, category="askscience", adult=False, author="stubbledchin" ):
full_title = "How and why is it that being physically fit can make you more resistant to colds or flus? Or is that idea a myth?"
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/23uckw/how_and_why_is_it_that_being_physically_fit_can/"

votes = {"up": 353, "down":90}
score = 263

load_comments(32)
return to_work
# April 23, 2014, 9:35 p.m.
def  _I_am_the_RZA_Artist ( self, category="IAmA", adult=False, author="authenticRZA" ):
full_title = "I am the RZA. Artist, musician, producer, author, and actor in Brick Mansions. AMAA."
show_self_text
"""
I started off as a hiphop artist with a dream. Later, formed the world-famous Wu-Tang clan. After selling over 20 million records, I began to produce other artists, from BIG to Mary J., to Kanye… In 1999, I scored my first motion picture, *Ghost Dog*, which led me to become a composer. I later did music for *Kill Bill*, *Blade: Trinity*, and *Afro Samurai* to name a few. Working in film music led to me being discovered by movie executive Harvey Weinstein, who put me in a film named *Derailed.* That spawned an acting career, of which I have been nurturing for the past 10 years. My latest film, *Brick Mansions,* comes out this Friday 4/25 and I acted alongside the late, great Paul Walker. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhFZ4jAD_fU&feature=youtu.be I'm looking forward to taking your questions. Victoria from reddit will be here with me today. AMAA. https://twitter.com/RZA/status/459038081442910208 Thanks everybody. I really had a good time doing this, it was my first time, and it was fun enough that I would do this again. Please enjoy the film this weekend, *Brick Mansions.* Rest in Peace to Paul Walker. **And Wu-Tang forever.** RZA's out, bong bong.
"""

votes = {"up": 13261, "down":10753}
score = 2508

load_comments(2377)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 9:03 a.m.
def  _Lorde_--_Tennis_Cour ( self, category="Music", adult=False, author="nick1231" ):
full_title = "Lorde -- Tennis Court (Flume Remix) [Electric] Been waiting impatiently since seeing him at Coachella for this to be online!"
url = "https://soundcloud.com/flume/lorde-tennis-court-flume-remix#t=0:00"

votes = {"up": 1603, "down":620}
score = 983

load_comments(209)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 10:17 a.m.
def  _'Game_of_Thrones'_Au ( self, category="books", adult=False, author="sha_man" ):
full_title = "'Game of Thrones' Author George R.R. Martin: The Rolling Stone Interview"
url = "http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/george-r-r-martin-the-rolling-stone-interview-20140423"

votes = {"up": 1091, "down":314}
score = 777

load_comments(235)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 9:02 p.m.
def  _What_quote_from_a_TV ( self, category="television", adult=False, author="2guysandatelly" ):
full_title = "What quote from a TV show would you most like to use in real life?"
show_self_text
"""
TV is full of great zingers and stuff that you just wanna say in real life. Especially The West Wing, Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, Mad Men and House cards. "You're a non-Believer, why should we waste time on kabukki," by Don is one of the best but there are tons more
"""

votes = {"up": 141, "down":50}
score = 91

load_comments(439)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 11:32 a.m.
def  _Ken_Jennings_(who_wo ( self, category="bestof", adult=False, author="timdual" ):
full_title = "Ken Jennings (who won 73 straight games of Jeopardy) gives a reasonable response as to why he's a mormon on /r/exmormon"
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/wress/every_time_i_see_something_from_ken_jennings_i/c5g13u8?context=3"

votes = {"up": 3820, "down":3492}
score = 328

load_comments(769)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 9:48 a.m.
def  _/u/smalltomatoespres ( self, category="bestof", adult=False, author="Tuningislife" ):
full_title = "/u/smalltomatoespress gives advice on owning dogs."
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/dogs/comments/23sdas/probably_preaching_to_the_choir_but_do_your/ch06ohr"

votes = {"up": 752, "down":306}
score = 446

load_comments(25)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 9:40 p.m.
def  _Arnold_Schwarzenegge ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="iammanic" ):
full_title = "Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano 28 years apart"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/zpPXkU8.jpg"

votes = {"up": 811, "down":117}
score = 694

load_comments(50)
return to_work
# April 24, 2014, 10:56 a.m.
def  _Creation_of_dog ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="mark32chang32" ):
full_title = "Creation of dog"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/3qHdqnF.jpg"

votes = {"up": 11066, "down":7922}
score = 3144

load_comments(80)
return to_work
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