from django.conf import settings
from reddit import home
class WhatsHot(object):
# Oct. 23, 2014, 11:19 a.m.
def  _Avengers:_Age_of_Ult ( self, category="movies", adult=False, author="FaidSint" ):
full_title = "Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer - Official - Marvel 2015"
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmeOjFno6Do"

votes = {"up": 5561, "down":0}
score = 5561

load_comments(2853)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 3:59 a.m.
def  _The_best_way_to_fuck ( self, category="funny", adult=False, author="Hollacaine" ):
full_title = "The best way to fuck with foreign housemates"
url = "http://imgur.com/gallery/mDhZi"

votes = {"up": 4084, "down":0}
score = 4084

load_comments(449)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 2:12 a.m.
def  _A_photographer_frien ( self, category="pics", adult=False, author="nemisis84" ):
full_title = "A photographer friend of mine happened to be taking some shots of a proud soldier this morning. Little did he know he was taking one of this mans last photos. Let us remember him standing tall and on guard. Rest in peace Nathan Cirillo. Today Canada changed."
url = "http://i.imgur.com/ccG2O4E.jpg"

votes = {"up": 6195, "down":0}
score = 6195

load_comments(2398)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 8:58 a.m.
def  _My_lock_screen_is_pu ( self, category="aww", adult=False, author="wal9000" ):
full_title = "My lock screen is purrfect for two minutes a day"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/pQTfO73.png"

votes = {"up": 3475, "down":0}
score = 3475

load_comments(165)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 11:26 p.m.
def  _Flipping_through_the ( self, category="creepy", adult=False, author="danny996" ):
full_title = "Flipping through the channels last night. The screen got stuck like this"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/Zdy8Uks.jpg?1"

votes = {"up": 3364, "down":0}
score = 3364

load_comments(416)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 10:42 p.m.
def  _Nori_Aoki,_the_Royal ( self, category="sports", adult=False, author="Sandbrink" ):
full_title = "Nori Aoki, the Royals right fielder is leasing a house in my neighborhood. This morning my neighbor, who's son is celebrating his 10 birthday, found this in his mailbox."
url = "http://i.imgur.com/DLu4unI.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3224, "down":0}
score = 3224

load_comments(299)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 8:36 a.m.
def  _Amazing_fucking_save ( self, category="gifs", adult=False, author="Mancaveaccount" ):
full_title = "Amazing fucking save, bro! I could tell you were willing to sacrifice life & limb for your mistake."
url = "http://i.imgur.com/p3qsQKF.gif"

votes = {"up": 1809, "down":0}
score = 1809

load_comments(105)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 9:20 p.m.
def  _TIL:_In_Wales_in_195 ( self, category="todayilearned", adult=False, author="jjambo310" ):
full_title = "TIL: In Wales in 1950 a man was wrongfully executed for the murder of his wife and daughter. It is the reason capital punishment is outlawed in the UK today"
url = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Evans"

votes = {"up": 3973, "down":0}
score = 3973

load_comments(1246)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 5 a.m.
def  _My_girlfriend_loves ( self, category="gaming", adult=False, author="syberphunk" ):
full_title = "My girlfriend loves Oddworld, so she made a little Abe"
url = "http://i.imgur.com/o7t4UTE.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3251, "down":0}
score = 3251

load_comments(279)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 8:55 a.m.
def  _psychology_teachers ( self, category="AskReddit", adult=False, author="zagonormus" ):
full_title = "psychology teachers of reddit have you ever realized that one or several of your students suffer from dangerous mental illnesses, how did you react?"
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2k1hji/psychology_teachers_of_reddit_have_you_ever/"

votes = {"up": 1349, "down":0}
score = 1349

load_comments(820)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 7:20 p.m.
def  _IamA_Former_SR-71_Pi ( self, category="IAmA", adult=False, author="ABuckWheat" ):
full_title = "IamA Former SR-71 Pilot and Squadron Commander, AMA!"
show_self_text
"""
**Who am I** (ret) Col. Richard Graham here! I flew the SR-71 for about seven years (1974-1981), but flew multiple other aircraft serving in Vietnam, and was the squadron commander of the SR-71 wing. I have written four books on the SR-71, and am currently working on my fifth all about the SR-71 and related information. You can also look up multiple videos of me on the internet being interviewed about the plane. I have worked across the globe and am here to answer any of your questions about my career, the SR-71, or anything else that crosses your mind! (My grandson will be typing my responses.) **My Proof** (Me) http://www.imgur.com/OwavKx7 (My flight jacket with the +3 Mach patch) http://www.imgur.com/qOYieDH **EDIT: I have had a huge response to the autographed book reponse. If you'd like to obtain a autographed copy of any one of my books, please look up "sr-71pilot" on eBay to contact me directly! Thank you everyone!**
"""

votes = {"up": 4026, "down":0}
score = 4026

load_comments(2214)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 7:35 a.m.
def  _[ELI5]_Why_is_0_plur ( self, category="explainlikeimfive", adult=False, author="ChaserXavier" ):
full_title = "[ELI5] Why is 0 plural? Like 0 seconds or 0 apples."
url = "http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2k18cq/eli5_why_is_0_plural_like_0_seconds_or_0_apples/"

votes = {"up": 1535, "down":0}
score = 1535

load_comments(505)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 3:56 a.m.
def  _"Free_education_and ( self, category="Futurology", adult=False, author="LixChix" ):
full_title = ""Free education and increased space program fundings will guarantee our success in progression towards a better future and as of now we are doing the opposite"- Elon Musk"
url = "http://youtu.be/ASrw-NdtchQ"

votes = {"up": 2688, "down":0}
score = 2688

load_comments(505)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 6:34 p.m.
def  _Bacon_wrapped_Elk_Te ( self, category="food", adult=False, author="Wyo-Patriot" ):
full_title = "Bacon wrapped Elk Tenderloin in the Wyoming backcountry"
url = "http://imgur.com/zrheDjH.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3934, "down":0}
score = 3934

load_comments(727)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 6:29 a.m.
def  _TIFU_by_installing_t ( self, category="tifu", adult=False, author="cantickle" ):
full_title = "TIFU by installing the cloud-to-butt extension"
show_self_text
"""
There's an extension that converts any appearance of "cloud" on a webpage to "butt". I work in web development and as such am exposed to a lot of marketing copy about How To Use The Cloud To Disrupt Your Business Vertical and the like. I installed this extension on chrome on my home computer, not my work computer, but didn't realize that Chrome will sync your extensions across all logged in browsers. So one day at work, I'm asked to take a look at a bug in a weather forecast script in the sidebar of a news website that my company manages. I open up the script (which is annoyingly only accessible in-browser through the CMS), fix the bug, and get back to my other projects. The next day, the newspaper editor stops by and asks me to take a look at the weather forecast cause it's "acting strange." Long story short, approximately 6,000 area residents were informed that the weather in their county today would be "Butty with light rain in the evening."
"""

votes = {"up": 1580, "down":0}
score = 1580

load_comments(168)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 5:07 p.m.
def  _Shots_fired_at_Parli ( self, category="worldnews", adult=False, author="Suofficer" ):
full_title = "Shots fired at Parliament in Canada"
url = "http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/breaking-news-oct-22/article21217602/?click=sf_globe#dashboard/follows/"

votes = {"up": 5016, "down":0}
score = 5016

load_comments(13197)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 12:37 a.m.
def  _The_King_of_Random_s ( self, category="videos", adult=False, author="tkornfeld" ):
full_title = "The King of Random shows us how to make a rocket that flies over 2000 feet up for $0.50 a piece"
url = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12fR9neVnS8"

votes = {"up": 4256, "down":0}
score = 4256

load_comments(1136)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 7:47 a.m.
def  _LPT:_Give_a_stranger ( self, category="LifeProTips", adult=False, author="TheOtherW_W_" ):
full_title = "LPT: Give a stranger a compliment once daily. It is more likely to stick with them since you aren't a friend or family."
show_self_text
"""
I started thinking back to all the times I have been complimented and the little things stuck out to me. Random strangers saying things like *Hey, I like your sweater* as I walked by, and it stands out more than most of the times I have been complimented by friends/family. Doing this has made not only the other person feel good, but also myself, since you get to brighten someones day! EDIT: Please keep sending your stories of complementing/being randomly complimented by strangers, I am really enjoying reading all of them! EDIT 2: /u/Plsdontreadthis has informed me there is a subreddit, /r/candytostrangers, that is dedicated to this stuff!
"""

votes = {"up": 1113, "down":0}
score = 1113

load_comments(189)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 12:32 a.m.
def  _Parliament_Hill_atta ( self, category="news", adult=False, author="Pippen1984" ):
full_title = "Parliament Hill attacked, soldier shot at National War Memorial in Ottawa"
url = "http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/parliament-hill-attacked-soldier-shot-at-national-war-memorial-in-ottawa-1.2808710"

votes = {"up": 3799, "down":0}
score = 3799

load_comments(1482)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 5:52 p.m.
def  _These_stairs_lead_to ( self, category="mildlyinteresting", adult=False, author="xXFall3nLegacy" ):
full_title = "These stairs lead to a wall."
url = "http://i.imgur.com/tEFcCzf.jpg"

votes = {"up": 3529, "down":0}
score = 3529

load_comments(1289)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 5:14 p.m.
def  _My_mom_in_Moscow_197 ( self, category="OldSchoolCool", adult=False, author="smashingmellons" ):
full_title = "My mom in Moscow 1975. From all the stories she's told me about her travels, I wouldn't be surprised if she was a spy."
url = "http://imgur.com/z0MCoV3"

votes = {"up": 3639, "down":0}
score = 3639

load_comments(531)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 4:44 a.m.
def  _Neanderthals_and_Hum ( self, category="science", adult=False, author="misanthropester" ):
full_title = "Neanderthals and Humans First Mated 50,000 Years Ago, DNA Reveals"
url = "http://www.livescience.com/48399-when-neanderthals-humans-first-interbred.html"

votes = {"up": 1493, "down":0}
score = 1493

load_comments(231)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 1:17 a.m.
def  _A_friend_requested_I ( self, category="DIY", adult=False, author="justmakemelaugh" ):
full_title = "A friend requested I build a bookshelf for them"
url = "http://imgur.com/a/HSieT"

votes = {"up": 2741, "down":0}
score = 2741

load_comments(299)
return to_work
# Oct. 22, 2014, 11:52 p.m.
def  _If_you_re-watch_Tom ( self, category="Showerthoughts", adult=False, author="TheHumpback" ):
full_title = "If you re-watch Tom and Jerry as an adult, all you see is a cat trying to live his life and be good for his human whilst a violent and possibly psychotic mouse destroys the house, and physically harms Tom on a very regular basis."
show_self_text
"""
Jerry is an asshole.
"""

votes = {"up": 3557, "down":0}
score = 3557

load_comments(683)
return to_work
# Oct. 23, 2014, 2:11 a.m.
def  _Man_accidentally_tex ( self, category="nottheonion", adult=False, author="vicarious_c" ):
full_title = "Man accidentally texts probation officer in pot deal"
url = "http://www.walb.com/story/26851352/man-accidentally-texts-probation-officer-in-pot-deal"

votes = {"up": 2201, "down":0}
score = 2201

load_comments(384)
return to_work
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